A Saaidi: got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to
finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box
it said ' 2-3 years ' !!!

A Saaidi: was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a
sign that said ' DISNEYLAND LEFT ' .
After thinking for a minute he said to himself ' oh well! ' and turned
around and returned home.

Saaidi: ' Excuse me sir, what time is it? '
MAN: ' It ' s 3:15. '
Saaidi: (puzzled look on his face) ' You know, it ' s the weirdest thing,
I have been asking that question all day, and each time get a
different answer. '

What about the Saaidi ' s wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.

Q: A Saaidi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: Why did 18 Saaidis go to a movie together?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Saaidi is for the 1st time buying a colour TV.
Saaidi: Do you have color TVs?
Salesman : Sure.
Saaidi: Give me a green one.

A girl asked her Saaidi boyfriend : " Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring? "

Sure replied the Saaidi: " What ' s your phone number?"

Saaidi: I was born in Egypt .

Lebanese : "Oh really, what part?"

Saaidi: "All of me, you silly Lebanese!!."